Top: Gap Outlet — Pants: Old Navy — Wedges: 6pm.com (Sam & Libby) — Necklace: Hand-me-down — Bracelet: Thrifted — Ring: Monterey Bay Aquarium
Hey, y’all! Try to guess the reason my pictures are all blurry today:
1) I’m really Bigfoot.
2) I was field-testing a new cloaking device, which did not perform as well as anticipated.
3) I just got back from tryouts for a live reenactment of Renoir’s Bal du moulin de la Galette and hadn’t had a chance to remove my full-body Impressionism makeup yet.
4) I misplaced the camera’s wireless trigger and somehow thought that if I took pictures in my usual spot in the driveway without it, the camera would magically know to focus on the space where I stand rather than, uh, all the way across the street.
It’s probably one of those, anyway. Would I lie to you?