Tank top, hat, and sandals: Target — Pants: Punjammies — Bracelet: Gift — Necklace: Erica Weiner
Even though I was really damn tired when I woke up at Tito’s house Sunday morning, I nevertheless hauled myself up and drove back home as soon as possible. Why? Because the Asparagus Festival was in town, bitches!
The Asparagus Festival is a local tradition, and it’s like most other street festivals you might find except that you can also get asparagus-flavored ice cream and “aspara-ritas” (margaritas, possibly also asparagus-flavored?).
I livetweeted but a fraction of the festival’s beauty, but if you’ve ever been to a local fair, you know what I’m talking about. Tie-dye booths everywhere. Overpriced funnelcake. That internet-famous skateboarding bulldog.
Anyway, I decked myself out in eye-searing brights and a hummingbird skull, and we wandered around laughing at everything until it was time to go home. I always have a kitschy-good time, and this year was no exception.
And you’d best believe the tie-dye lady was impressed by my pants.